Sandy Steele’s dog Susie Says
Those geniuses in Washington
Sandy is taking a nap, so I thought this would be a good time to type and twitter. My name is Susie and I’m her Border Collie.
I was watching some TV recently and noticed that it had a lot of “human” dogs barking and “people” cats hissing and scratching over something called the debt ceiling and budget deficit. Congressmen and women fighting like cats and dogs! I haven’t seen so much commotion since that sneaky raccoon got into the neighbors garage and pooped in their convertible Mercedes.
My mom Sandy says to just ignore that kind of stuff and focus on really important things like what’s going on with Schwarzenegger’s lovechild or Donald Trump’s latest political speech . You know when people or dogs do something stupid they always try to ignore the consequences by either saying, “it was taken out of context,” or denying it ever happened. Somehow the truth always come out and they look more stupid than before.
I remember when I was just a puppy and unfortunately took a leak on the kitchen floor. Instead of owning up to my accident, I tricked Dusty, the male boxer from next door, into coming inside my house and hanging around the kitchen. When Sandy came home the “patsy” Dusty looked guilty and was blamed for the doggy lemonade on the floor. I was innocently “sleeping” on the couch and of course didn’t know anything. The point I’m trying to make is those animals in Washington are experts at blaming everyone but themselves for the problems they help create.
On a lighter note, I realized that people are getting fatter than ever. I’m not sure how it happened because I always seem to weigh the same. Of course, I run everywhere and mom fixes me nutritious meals with fish and stuff like that. If Sandy was cooking for the nation, I have a feeling that the health care mess wouldn’t be so bad. People would feel and look better, spend little or no money on pharmaceutical drugs and have more sex. However, I’m just a 3 year old Border Collie that Sandy rescued, so what do I know?
I know that the actual plural of genius is actually genii, but that’s just showing off!
Catch you later!
Susie and Sandy
P.S. Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always make it look like the dog did it.
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